I Don't Want Easy, I Want Crazy

riddlemetom:

what if when we’re like 80 they remake harry potter and the kids of that time get to see peeves and st mungos and “it unscrews the other way” and “have a biscuit potter” and the portraits applauding in the headmasters office and no f***ing breaking of the elder wand I’m going to be so pissed off

(via mytechnicolourdreams)

itsmemaddi:

apatheticghost:

nearly every family on disney channel

  • goofy dumb parent(s)
  • naive older brother who is nice but a total idiot and is often the butt of the joke
  • sister who is the main character and thought of as the only sane member of the character and also has very good grades but may be a bit uptight
  • younger sibling who is an evil mastermind and always has some sort of scheme to profit off something

what do you mean ‘nearly’ this is literally every family on disney

except wizards of waverly place like it’s nearly the same but not quite

(via luckynumbah17)

vanehwasreal:

whodatmeeem:

danielhowellphillester:

vanehwasreal:

friends: oh no! it’s raining, we can’t go out! this sucks!!

me:

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This is such a disturbing picture

I’m gonna cosplay it

please do.

(via flippinchickin)

dimedog:

look at this fucked up bird

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what the fuck

(via luckynumbah17)

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

(via hemmimgsluke)

adameforhim:

gypsylocybin:

HOW DOES SHE DO IT HOW DOES SHE GO FROM SEX GODDESS THAT RUNS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL BOUDOIR IN TOWN

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TO “I JUST GOT MY INHERITANCE IMNA FUND A CHARITY  BEFORE VACATIONING IN POCONOS” LOOKS

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TO LESBIAN PUNK HOOKER LOOKING FOR HER NEXT TRICK

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TO HIGH FASHION SEX PRIESTESS 

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TO WHATEVER THIS IS

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TO GHOST OF YOUR DEAD GRANDMOTHER

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(via i-am-machimachs)