gotta love knitting needles. i can make a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.
What was that middle part?
i can make a hat
I may have told my friend to use my knitting needles as an arrow for the bow he fashioned out of a balloon
I may not have been entirely sober
have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating
I thought you said beheaded
that would not be an accident
i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
*friends eyes are watering for no reason*
"Are you wearing that mascara you’re allergic to but wear any way cause you think it’s cute"
"…..when did I tell you that"
"…….like…..two years ago"