I Don't Want Easy, I Want Crazy

katiedollthesillyhead:

antisocial-internet-addict:

katiedollthesillyhead:

gotta love knitting needles. i can make a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.

What was that middle part?

i can make a hat

I may have told my friend to use my knitting needles as an arrow for the bow he fashioned out of a balloon

I may not have been entirely sober

(Source: bisexualharley, via katiekupkake)

laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

(Source: heterophobianca, via what-the-hufflepuff)

imaginescalemates:

adding unnecessary comments to posts more like

image

(via unsincerity)

paralol:

gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

*friends eyes are watering for no reason*

"Are you wearing that mascara you’re allergic to but wear any way cause you think it’s cute"

"…..when did I tell you that"

"…….like…..two years ago" 

(via supreme-goose-overlord)